What Happened to Common Courtesy? I Blame Your Parents.
Listen up, because Grandma Esther has something to say about how people act these days. And spoiler alert, it’s not pretty. What happened to common courtesy? You know, the basic stuff like saying “please” and “thank you,” holding the door for someone, or—heaven forbid—putting your phone down while someone’s talking to you? I’ll tell you what happened. Your parents didn’t teach you right, and now you’re out here acting like a fool.
Holding the Door Won’t Kill You
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen someone breeze right through a door, letting it slam in someone’s face behind them. Do you think you’re in such a rush that you can’t take two seconds to hold it open? Newsflash: the world doesn’t revolve around you. Holding the door is a basic gesture, but apparently, some of you missed the memo.
I’ll tell you this—if you ever pull that nonsense in front of me, don’t expect a smile or a kind word. Expect the stare. You know the one, where I burn a hole through your soul for being an inconsiderate idiot. Get your act together. It’s not that hard.
Your Phone Isn’t That Interesting
Oh, and while we’re on the subject of inconsiderate behavior, let’s talk about phones. I don’t know when it became socially acceptable to check your phone in the middle of a conversation, but let me tell you, it’s rude. You’re not that important, trust me. Unless you’re a brain surgeon on call or a world leader, there is no reason you need to be glued to your phone at all times.
If you sit down at my table and can’t make it five minutes without checking your notifications, you’ll get the full brunt of Grandma Esther’s grumpy glare. Put the phone down and act like a human being for once. You can live without checking TikTok for ten minutes.
Manners Are Free—Use Them
You know what else drives me crazy? The complete lack of basic manners. I’m not talking about anything fancy here, just the simple stuff. “Please,” “thank you,” “excuse me”—those little words make the world go round. But apparently, most people were too busy being pampered and told they were special to learn how to use them.
Here’s a reality check for you: manners cost you nothing. Zero. Zilch. Yet, people act like saying “thank you” is some kind of monumental task. It’s a few words! If you don’t use them, don’t be surprised when you find yourself on the receiving end of some tough love from Grandma Esther. You want respect? Show some first.
Blame the Parents, Not the Kids? Maybe.
Now, I know some of you are thinking, “Grandma Esther, aren’t you being a little harsh?” No, I’m not. The truth hurts, doesn’t it? And let’s be real—if people don’t have basic courtesy, it’s probably because their parents didn’t drill it into their heads when they were kids. So yeah, I’m blaming your parents. They failed you, and now you’re failing society with your rude, inconsiderate behavior.
So, here’s my advice: grow up, learn some manners, and stop acting like the world owes you something. Common courtesy isn’t optional—it’s required. Don’t make me say it again.
